I wake up at 7:15 usually (well 6:45 when becky calls me), and I don’t get to eat breakfast considering I have to be at CCOC at 7:30. I don’t eat the school lunches, they are disgusting, and so I don’t have lunch either, so by the time I get home, I eat a snack, which is breakfast for me. Then my mom makes dinner and that’s my lunch. But 12:30/midnight, I am STARVING and that becomes my dinner. I have a really f*cked up eating habit.
More to the point, all of my drinks are like coffee to me since they’re almost always diet cokes every day. 2-3 a day. Not very healthy.
MW
We have a sub for my CCOC class today. I find it funny that teens think they’re “indestructable” as my teacher said yesterday, meaning they think if they drink, have (unprotected) sex or smoke anything, it won’t harm them in the long run. They think nothing bad could ever happen to them. Well they’re wrong, but only ’cause they’re idiots. Subs are another example. They think that just ’cause we have a sub that they can all goof off and sit around doing nothing, while the sub sits in the back of the room, doing what?
WRITING DOWN WHAT THEY ARE DOING FOR OUR TEACHER WHEN HE COMES BACK.
See, morons. They’re only going to get in trouble, and it happens every damn time. As The Who said:
“Substitute, something something something.”
Okay, YOU look up the f*cking lyrics.
MW
Some of you may be wondering why I moved my blog from www.blogger.com to www.wordpress.com.
And the answer is simple.
Blogger sucks man. Their layouts are stupid and I always had to go find some myself, but the super cool one’s CCS didn’t work, and I didn’t wanna take the time to figure it out, writing code (being a code monkey) is already annoying enough without having to fix whoever else makes code mistakes when they make their templates. Plus alot of the templates gave folks lag, and that’s not good. For ANYBODY. Point being, www.wordpress.com has alot sleeker templates and I don’t have to go and look for ones that I like because I like all the ones I have right here, I can have my own little personal header (which you can do on blogger, but they look stupid, like their templates) and all in all, it just seemed time to move to a place where my blog deserved to be. Somewhere awesome. Like me. The only downside to this site is I had a friend on blogger (Gregory Schnacky) who may not know what happened to me, so I should drop him a line and tell him. And I do realize this seems to be another case of which blogging site is better, but actually this isn’t a case of that at all. Me moving here had nothing to do with my deciding of which site is better.
I’m just an indecisive little f*cker.
No I’m not.
See what I mean?
MW
I’m sure anybody who reads this blog has either watched “Seinfeld” or is aware it is among my top 5 all time favorite shows. That being said, I went to see “CloverField” last night and it seems to ME that bad sh*t ALWAYS happens in New York. Seinfeld, Cloverfield. Seinfield.
But what do you think would have happened in Seinfeld had kept the show going well into the early 2000’s? Because they were always having bad stuff happen to them, and they seemed to be the cause of alot of deaths in the series, and bad accidents to other people. So just imagine what would happen if his show was still on when 9/11 hit. They would blame Seinfeld for bad karma to the city.
“You made fun of our city for 12 years now, and THIS is what we get!”
They’d ban him. They’d cancel the show, see, that’s what people do, they latch onto one thing or one issue and blame everybody else for their problems, and everybody else for their solutions.
It’s the american way.
MW
I keep a livejournal, or at least attempted to. It became one of the most revered, qouted, brandied around the web journals of today, and last week, and sometime 2 years ago, whatever.
My point is, my livejournal was featured on www.ljtop.com (where it has remained since gaining it’s spot) which is a website for the BEST of livejournal. It’s been commented on forums, and all in all, I was becoming one of the leading journal writers for the web, where I skewered the news and brought the truth out in everything. Over 50 “subscribers” if you will, and some of which I stayed/stay in touch with through e-mail and whatnot.
Then one day I stopped.
I realized that blogging on HERE is what killed it. This is simple, this is easy, this is pathetic. I can write about anything that happens in my day or any other small thought that comes into my head and it instantly becomes a classic blogger entry.
PROS
*My blogger entries can be a paragraph long
*My livejournal entries are very revered on the web
CONS
*My blogger entries havn’t gained as much of a following
*My livejournal entries were LONG AS F*CK
So there are pros and cons to both sides of the arguement. And as for VLOGGING, well that’s a whole ‘nother rant for another day. I’ve always wondered what was the right way to go in the blogging/vlogging world. At least on blogger I can set up an addsense and get paid for my entries. In the immortal words of Calvin from Watterson’s classic Calvin & Hobbes, “Imagine getting PAID to act like a 6 year old!” My LJ doesn’t give me that. I can act like a 6 year old, that ain’t hard. But I don’t get paid for it. And what’s the point of complaining if you don’t get paid?
Michael Moore chose the right career.
MW
You have probably used over at least 30 web browsers since you’ve been on the internet. Let me lay a few out for you:
*Netscape
*Internet Explorer
*Safari
*FireFox
There’s literally TONS okay, but last night, because about every couple months I go on a free/shareware downloading binge from www.apple.com, I found the best web browser OF ALL TIME. It is so amazingly awesome, it is called “Flock.”
This is a screencap I took. As you can see, the red circle around the “my home” page was what caught MY eye. They give you your OWN homepage! It allows you to make your own favorites page, so I put all my regularly visited sites and the sites I currently reside on (excluding facebook, simply because I forgot, so I will go back and add it now). But the REALLY cool thing about Flock is just how great looking it is. If you take a snapshot of safari, it’s pretty simple, and you can’t modify that. FireFox however can have themes, mine is the blackish sleek theme, the nerds know what I’m talking about. Netscape & Internet Explorer, well they’re dead, ha, okay, they’re gone. They have become extinct like the dino’s. But Safari and FireFox still reign supreme when it comes to web browsers, which kind of irritates me that Flock doesn’t get as much attention, because it’s so a great and awesome browser!
So seriously, if you’re a nerd, you can either do these 2 things today:
1. Go to www.slashdot.org
2. Go to apple or any search URL and find Flock to download, trust me, it is WORTH it!
MW
Crying and depressed today.
I’m coming home from LA in about 2 hours, I’ll be back on a GreyHound bus (which you CAN drink on, contrary to Michael Larue’s popular belief) for 6 hours. I just don’t wanna leave. The saddest part is that I’m actually afraid of leaving Becky here alone with her mother.
But, I’m going to talk to her on the phone while on the bus, and then more on vid chat once I get home. It just won’t be the same, I’m going to be a bit depressed for a while because I’m going to want her to be there with me….
And just because I know you’re asking, yes, things did happen.
But you’re a pervert for wanting to know, and you’ll have to go to the grave without ever knowing.
Loser.
MW
So, today at about 2 I’m going to go to a bus station and get on a bus, obviously, and sit on it for about 6 hours, straight through ride, and arrive in LA at about 8:45 tonight. I’m going to see Becky.
I’m a bit nervous, even though I’ve seen her plenty of times before. I guess this time the nervousness is all because of how much our relationship has changed since I last saw her.
I don’t know what the hell the bus ride is going to be like. I am so totally against public transportation, that I don’t even like taking the school bus, bus, ya know, that’s only ’cause most of the kids my age are f*cking retards. So we’ll see how that goes. I just don’t know what the hell I’m gonna do for 6 hours. I’d say work on my comp, probably write some stuff. Or think of an escape plan when her mom tries to serve me dinner she made herself.
Let me just put it this way, her mom’s cooking is SO AWEFUL, it made Becky’s friend THROW UP.
That’s all I’m gonna say.
MW
Ed Wood is a man who, in hollywood, is known as the worst director to EVER LIVE.
He made terrible films because of his directing, but the films were so horrible, they have become cult classics. He has a very large following. Because of this, eventually LA writers eventually wrote a movie called “Ed Wood”, about him, in black and white just like his films. But here’s my theory on that movie. If they REALLY wanted to show people how bad Ed Wood was, they should have directed the movie as badly as he would have.
“Ed Wood” the film, should have been directed just as terribly as Ed Wood’s movies were when he directed them. That would have made that film like, 100% better.
This is only in theory however.
There are two joys I have in life:
My fiance
Knowing that I can direct better than Ed Wood.
MW
I’m trying to become friends with my fiance’s….well….friends. I’m not sure I really want to, because I can hardly stand my OWN friends. Or the folks who call themselves my “friends”. Damn air qoutes are annoying. But, her friends are pretty nice, the one I know and the one I am gonna start to get to know.
However, I am now faced with the moral dillema. Do I abandon the
friends I have around here for her friends? They’re mostly girls, and
girls have always treated me nicer than guys have, because, well, guys
are dicks. I have on friend who’s a girl who’s near where I am, and
that’s Enaya. Enaya got mad at me when she was sick because, and I
qoute: “Ever since you got together with her, you don’t seem to care about me anymore, you seem to have just used me!”
All of a sudden, the girl that didn’t want me, was jealous? WTF?
Whatever, the issue is about me wondering should I become friends with Becky’s friends because they’re all girls and are therefore bound to be nicer to me than most of my friends, considering they’re all guys?
PARTY QUESTION:
Should I start being friends with Becky’s friends more?
BONUS PARTY QUESTION:
Am I an asshole?
MW
